PICK A BOOK - NOT YOUR NOSE!

Welcome to Whipple Pine Press, official home of The World's Biggest Booger. We're so glad you're here and can't wait to share this disgustingly silly new children's book with you. Told in rollicking, read-along rhyme, this hilarious tale of mucus and mayhem will keep kids giggling, guessing, and gasping all the way to the explosive, snot-soaked finish!

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Whipple Pine Press

The World's Biggest Booger

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ONCE UPON A SLIME...

Two college pals named John & Bill moved to Hollywood to write movies and TV shows, including Nickelodeon's hit comedy Splitting Adam. One day, they decided to write a children's book about a giant Booger — only they couldn't draw a stick figure to save their snot. Luckily, their good friend Sonya could, and together, they worked to bring The World's Biggest Booger to life. And just like that, Whipple Pine Press was born!

MEET THE TEAM

  • John E. Deaver (Author)

    John lives in Lake Norman, North Carolina with his lovely wife, four kids, two cats, and a dog named Indy. When he’s not dreaming up silly stories, John enjoys playing guitar, cooking for his family, and – despite rumors to the contrary – NOT picking his nose.

     

  • William S. Walker (Co-Author)

    Bill grew up in Braintree, Massachusetts on a steady diet of movies, Red Sox games, and more movies. A self-reformed nosepicker, he now lives in Los Angeles writing screenplays, hiking, and coming up with disgusting new ways to gross out John.  

  • Sonya Allen (Illustrator)

    Sonya spent the last four years painting and raising her family on Ocracoke Island. These days, she lives in Japan (yes, that Japan) but still owns Art Ocracoke Gallery (https://sonyastudio.com), home to wild ponies, feral cats, and now, one very gigantic booger.

AUTHOR VISITS

We love visiting local Schools, Libraries, and Bookstores to share the joy of reading with young audiences who can’t get enough of The World’s Biggest Booger.

Our Author Visits are tailored to your age group and class size, giving students a behind-the-scenes look at how a silly idea can grow into a real children’s book — encouraging imagination, creativity, and plenty of booger-sized fun along the way.

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Sneak a Peek at The World's Biggest Booger

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To learn more about Whipple Pine Press, report a booger sighting, or inquire about Book Signings, Author Visits & School Assemblies—email john@jdeaver.com or fill out the form below and we'll be in touch.

THANKS FOR VISITING.

And remember kids, PICK A BOOK - NOT YOUR NOSE!